by Shane Townsend
As far as I can tell, there are two kinds of people in this world: those with a soft spot for baby turtles and those without.
THE LATTER don’t deserve the sweetness of a dip cone or the comfort of two-ply toilet paper.
Thing is, baby-turtle haters look just like you and me. They walk among us. So, before you go indiscriminately breaking out the Breyers or sharing the Charmin, you may want to weed out the herpaphobes . . . .